Category Archives: Terrible Protagonist

[Why I’d Be A Terrible Protagonist] – Overthinking Dialogue

The Terrible Protagonist series explores reasons why regular humans (aka myself) would not fair well in the world of fiction. Click here to see other reasons why!

Why I’d Be A Terrible Protagonist:
Reason #21:
Overthinking Dialogue

Abstract:

The masses look to me for an inspirational speech before the final battle…and all I’ve got is “Uhhhh….”


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[Why I’d Be A Terrible Protagonist] – Being the Love Interest (Without Knowing You’re the Love Interest)

The Terrible Protagonist series explores reasons why regular humans (aka myself) would not fair well in the world of fiction. Click here to see other reasons why!

Why I’d Be A Terrible Protagonist:
Reason #7: Being the Love Interest
(Without Knowing You’re
the Love Interest)

Abstract:

Between attending school or work, taking a nap, eating food, and saving the damn world…where could I have possibly had time to develop this “ship” you speak of?


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[Why I’d Be A Terrible Protagonist] – Reason #9: Naps Are Required

The Terrible Protagonist series explores reasons why regular humans (aka myself) would not fair well in the world of fiction.


Why I’d Be A Terrible Protagonist:
Reason #9: 
Naps Are Required

Abstract:

That feeling when you’re expected to defeat the villain while touting raccoon eye bags.

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