Terrible Protagonist Index

The Terrible Protagonist series explores reasons why regular humans (aka myself) would not fair well in the world of fiction. 


Reasons Why I’d Be A Terrible Protagonist:

 

Reason #8: Death by Accidents

The stairs to the final boss is more scary than the fight itself.

Reason #12: What is a Map?

If Google Maps does not exist in a fantasy setting, well…goodbye, I’m lost.

Reason #14: Pulling the Trigger

If you slightly turn your gun, it shifts from regular shot to a kill shot. But could you do it?

Reason #19: Risk Aversion

You’re asking me to take a bullet for you with such a stoic face…you’re–oh, you’re serious?

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