Top Ten Tuesday is an original weekly meme created by The Broke and the Bookish. I thought this would be a fun way to share a condensed version of potential rambles and thoughts that I have.
This Week’s Theme:
YA Antagonists You
Shouldn’t Trick Or Treat From
Initial Thoughts:
“Trick or Treat”-ing is basically the time of night during Hallowe’en where people go door to door and ask for candy. Now imagine if you hit up Young-Adult Villain Street. Let me tell you why you shouldn’t ring those doorbells and set yourself up for disappointment...or death?
I mainly poke fun at young-adult trilogies for the sake of satire, yeah? So enjoy the laugh and don’t take anything I say too seriously!
President Snow – The Hunger Games
Don’t. You’ll be asked to fight for your life against a ghost-kid in a white bedspread, a witch who can’t outrun shit because high-heels (note: Jurassic World lies), and probably Katniss.
IS IT WORTH THE MORSEL OF CANDY? (Yes, it is.)
He Who Must Not be Named – Harry Potter
Don’t even ring that doorbell. Just don’t. You think Voldy would hand out candy? Please. The doorbell is probably hardwired to some wand that’ll avada kedavra your face off before you even get to ask for a trick.
Jeanine Matthews a la Faction – Divergent
Trick or treat, you say?
Candor be like: “your costume disappoints me”
Abnegation be like: “thanks for your candy, we’ll distribute it to everyone else not you.”
Amity be like: “some medicinal Cannibis with your candy–PEACE!”Erudite be like: “have a book.”
Dauntless be like: *throws you off the roof*
Film Jeanine be like: Have a box… (WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS BOX ESPECIALLY IF YOU CAN’T OPEN IT?!).
WICKED – The Maze Runner
It’s honestly not even worth the expedition to make your way to anyone’s home. Just go to the drug store and buy yourself discounted candy after Hallowe’en or something idk…
The Darkling – The Grisha
Darkling: “Enjoy your candy!”
You: “Where? I don’t see it…?”
Darkling: “Don’t make me out to be a villain. It’s in there.”
You: “…O-okay!”
Later that evening:
You: “Hey do you see what the Darkling gave us?”
… #thecandyisntreal #shadows
Mayor Prentiss – Chaos Walking
Be wary. You’ll ring that doorbell thinking you’ll get candy but he’ll end up convincing you that he needs the candy more and make you feel bad for your night out and you end up giving him everything you’ve got instead.
Vosch – The Fifth Wave
Honestly? You’d probably get a good haul from this guy. The more I think about it…the more I question this dude actually being a true villain.
The King – Throne of Glass
If you’re ready for a soulless life rid of the Hallowe’en spirit then yeah, sure, go ahead and request some candy. Otherwise, you’re just setting yourself up to get collar’d up...and not in the kinky way either.
— contributed by Rachel @ Confessions of a Book Geek
Ruby/Clancy – The Darkest Minds
(Ah…I make myself laff.)
The nostalgia of trick-or-treating is real. Now I wait for discounts to happen on November 1 and I will buy all the discounted goods.
Cheers,
Joey
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Haha this is definitely the best and most original TTT that I’ve seen today. Very nice!
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Happy to hear you enjoyed it, Ashley!
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How are you so freakin’ creative. This is so awesome!
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Ah, I’m glad you think it’s creative! I definitely just talk about whatever funny nonsense is inside my head LOL.
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Well, your nonsense is brilliant! 🙂
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Hah. I wonder if the heroes would have a better candy haul–they’d probably make you go on a quest for your candy . . . or steal a dragon’s hoard.
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I can envision them making you go through the same trials they endured for a snack-size chocolate bar or something. Sounds grueling — but I guess it’s either that or a chance at death via villains.
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Super fun list! I enjoyed reading it!
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Glad you enjoyed it!
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This is the best list ever!
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Haha, thanks!
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What a creative post! This is the best!
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Thanks so kindly!
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Hi! Love this idea. Voldy would be the scariest!
My TTT
Leslie
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I think ringing Voldy’s doorbell would earn the highest chance of death!
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Awesome post as always! When I saw the title, I was just thinking about the Darkling! Haha, I’m trying to imagine President Snow as an old grandpa handing out candy 😉
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It actually took some thought to think to include Darkling because I still don’t think he’s a villain, rather just misunderstood LOL.
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That’s true. I don’t think he meant to be that condescending; he just wanted Alina by his side. 🙂
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This was hilarious! I totally agree with your thoughts, although there are some villains I don’t know personally.
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Glad you enjoyed it! It’s okay if you don’t know all of these villains — I think most of us aren’t daring enough to trick or treat on a street full of antagonists anyways!
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Can you imagine rocking up to Voldy’s house dressed as Harry Potter?
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…That sounds like a terrible idea but I’d totally do that. #yolo
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I just realised yolo only makes sense if you’re NOT Voldemort.
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Haha oh my, your top ten is really awesome! 😀
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Happy to hear you enjoyed the read!
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Great – this is the most original TTT I’ve seen so far! Hilarious.
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Thanks for the kind words!
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LOL! Love this post so much! 🙂
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lololol glad I could elicit some laughs!
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I love the Divergent faction responses… 😛
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Haha, I didn’t even think too hard on those ones — it just came out naturally!
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I would most definitely try to trick or treat from He Who Must Not Be Named and probably end up dead. Haha
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I think we’d all end up dead — especially those trick or treating from He Who Must Not Be Named and was wearing a Hogwarts robe. Guaranteed death if you have a scar on your forehead…
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This post is hilarious! I especially loved The Darkling one as well as President Snow, the King from ToG, and Voldemort. I laughed so hard reading these. Good job!
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I had to throw in the Darkling one for you (even though I still don’t think he’s a villain, okay?)
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HA! The Darkling one made me snort! I don’t even know what Voldemort would do to trick or treaters. Probably make a new rug.
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Not gonna lie…it sounds equally terrifying as it is intriguing to be turned into a rug.
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One of the best Halloween ttt I’ve read (eventhough the season of creep and scare is over for this year). Very creative take 🙂 Thanks for the entertaining read, I definitely enjoyed this!
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